Debt Tally
Here are some of the bills I've piled up since I was born to a poor homeless mother seven years ago:
Vet bills: $700 (including $300 for a notorious 4-night stay at clinic)
Collars: $75 (and counting)
Food: $100/year x 7 = $700
Carpet cleaning after barfing or dissection episodes: $150
Housekeepers: $200
Advantage flea medicine: $300
Gifts for housesitters (to apologize after presentation of headless vermin caused freakouts): $100
GRAND TOTAL: $2,225
DONATIONS AS OF 9/8/03: $1,120.55
ONLY $1,104.45 TO GO!!