Debt Tally

Here are some of the bills I've piled up since I was born to a poor homeless mother seven years ago:

Vet bills: $700 (including $300 for a notorious 4-night stay at clinic)

Collars: $75 (and counting)

Food: $100/year x 7 = $700

Carpet cleaning after barfing or dissection episodes: $150

Housekeepers: $200

Advantage flea medicine: $300

Gifts for housesitters (to apologize after presentation of headless vermin caused freakouts): $100


DONATIONS AS OF 9/8/03: $1,120.55

ONLY $1,104.45 TO GO!!

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